I keep hearing that now-loyal listeners first refused to listen to the show solely due to it's stupid name. People are first exposed to the show on a bad note, expecting to be disappointed. Only after then do they realize that the show is good. I think they need to eliminate this little roadblock so that they can reach a larger audience, thereby creating more traffic to this messageboard, thereby making me a hero to more than just you sucks.

All suggestions will be considered before being discarded for my devastatingly awesome suggestion. I will then e-mail the show's new name to the fellas so that they can start work on the new logos, theme music, and what not.

My suggestion:

Salmonella.

Not "The Salmonella Show" or the "Wacky Salmonella Morning Zoo". Just straight up Salmonella. How catchy is that? "Listen to Salmonella in the mornings, followed by non-stop lock stock rockin' all day." It just rolls off the tongue. Matter of fact, I don't even think I need your suggestions.

Please use the space below to praise my brilliance, as per usual. Thanks.

This I can't wait for, especially Intern Milton, who I believe has super secret mad rapping skillz

What did you listen to in the mornings before you started listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings.

Im not going to lie I listened to Kevin Matthews and before that Tony Gates. Im thankful I made the switch

Normally when people suggest joe stunts on the show their ideas totally suck, I hope this isnt one of them....

Its called "producer joe real doll adventure" He would go through the city carrying his real doll around (granted they have enough money or can find one cheap enough for him to use) and interact with people and have them interact with his real doll. he could also talk to his real doll and feed it in public restaraunts. I think alot of funny and awkward interactions could come out of that.

For any of you Leftys out there that may have missed WHWT today I have took the time to transcribe it for you. If you get too pissed you may want to move on to Bob and Tom. By the way Biff, if you think this thread should be moved to WHWT board go ahead, but it is a pretty touchy subject. Here goes.

Freebeer, Zane, and listeners, I'm more irritated than Hulk Hogan running out of lotion too rub on his daughters ass.

Some puffy dirt bag on death row in Ohio thinks, perhaps, He should have a stay of execution, since he is a fat ass that makes Michael Moore look skinny,and because of that may have a hard time being anesthetized because of his tiny, lard encrusted veins.

Yea, like anyone gives a rats ass that your blood tubes may be tough to find and it might hurt like hell when your actually put down. Like its our fault that your an evil version of the Kool-aid man.

Heres the thing, this blimp has done nothing but get fatter since he was convicted of Raping AND Murdering two University of Akron students in 1986 and because of that, its tough to find his veins.

Also he's supposedly taking some drug called topamax for seizures, which may have created a resistance to the drug that they use to put the inmates to sleep, before they administer the other two lethal drugs. Every expert agrees that if the first drug doesn't work then the other two during the execution would be excruciating. Well thats what you want!! Isn't it?!! Thats what I would want, FOR HIM!!

It's not as if the girls he raped and murdered were treated to a shiatsu massage, a nice dinner, and a day at Disney World before being killed with kindness. If it were up to me I'd have someone just walk up in there and hit him in the head with a hammer, or light him on fire, or bury an axe in his spine It's not as if the guy spent time as a cavity creep He's a Rapist and a Murderer.

If you don't hit a vein just keep jabbin, you'll get one eventually, or shoot him in the face! Plus he's bald with a red beard. Yea fat bald and red bearded. He should be killed on principal alone.

I'm Hot Wings and thats what I think.

Funny, I used this same style of argument to dumb asses where I used to work when we were about to invade Iraq for the second time.
I'm Maddog and thats what I think.

Is Biff on vacation? Bored as hell at work?

Everyone is getting a color now...along with different stars and whatnots.

Is this an annual thing for Tennessee residents, or is it quarterly ?

Does anybody have an MP3 of this? It was probably the greatest thing I have ever heard. I want to know when his album is coming out.